“Whaaa… You were able to shut the door?”
The Universe is real and wishes do come true. Well, for Karen it’ll be a nightmare, and I was so excited!
Sure, as a somewhat-Buddhist, I feel bad killing them; they’re just ants and doing their ant thing.
I wanted to be a VJ!
He’d crack open a Genny Cream and read The Plain Dealer cover to cover at the dining room table. Finally. A championship in Cleveland.
Smartest cat ever.
The chill of the cold fluid could be felt in my chest. That was weird. I imagined it circling through my heart.
Customer service reps don’t make the rules, but they can break them… if we ask nicely.
I was in awe. I thought he was amazing in that moment.
She’s probably been a server for forever. Barely looking up from her order pad, in a smoker’s voice…